QUOTES
The harmonica is the easiest instrument to play – badly
A gentleman is someone who could play the harmonica, but chooses not to
You can tune a harmonica, but you can’t tuna fish
JOKES
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to change the light bulb and nineteen to discuss how Little Walter would have done it.
Q: How do you make a harmonica player go quiet? A: Put a sheet of music in front of him
Q: What’s the perfect pitch for a harmonica? A: When it lands in a waste basket without touching the sides
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to change the light bulb and four to decide which position it’s in.
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb? A:Â Don’t worry about the changes man, keep blowing
Q: What do you call a groupie who hangs around with musicians? A: A harmonica player
Q: A harmonica player and a guitarist fell off a cliff. Who hit the ground first? A: The guitarist – the harmonica player stopped halfway to find out what key they were inÂ
Q: What’s the difference between a supreme pizza and a professional harp player? A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Ques: How can you tell a harmonica player is at your door?
Ans: The doorbell feeds back.
Loving this one Pete. Had to delete the second on however, as it was a tad derogatory (on both counts).
How many harmonica players does it take to change a lightbulb? Only 1 but it takes him half an hour to find the right one in the box.
You probably have heard this one
How many harmonica players does it take to play a big solo?
A hundred!!!
One to play and 99 to say “I could do that”
At the annual Mensa bash, guests are required to wear a badge with their IQ number displayed so as to ease introductions.
Chap with 170 goes over to chat with lass showing off a 171 badge. “Hello, and what do you do?” “Oh I’m a heart surgeon, and you?” “Brain specialist”. Turns out they get on like a house on fire.
In another corner of the room, lady with 342 is engrossed with a fellow displaying 345. “I’m into particle astrophysics” “Great. My game’s String Theory” Another couple. Perfect match.
Young lad walks in with a 10 on his collar. Spots another with a 9. Walks over and says, “Doh. So wot position do you play harp in, den?”