The harmonica is the easiest instrument to play – badly
A gentleman is someone who could play the harmonica, but chooses not to
You can tune a harmonica, but you can’t tuna fish
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to change the light bulb and nineteen to discuss how Little Walter would have done it.
Q: How do you make a harmonica player go quiet? A: Put a sheet of music in front of him
Q: What’s the perfect pitch for a harmonica? A: When it lands in a waste basket without touching the sides
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to change the light bulb and four to decide which position it’s in.
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Don’t worry about the changes man, keep blowing
Q: What do you call a groupie who hangs around with musicians? A: A harmonica player
Q: A harmonica player and a guitarist fell off a cliff. Who hit the ground first? A: The guitarist – the harmonica player stopped halfway to find out what key they were in
Q: What’s the difference between a supreme pizza and a professional harp player? A: The pizza can feed a family of four.